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Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML

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On 03/29/2013 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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That chick's got some mad skillz.

#1 - On 03/29/2013 at 9:38pm by TotallyAradical

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Im so sorry you all had to see that. I will buy her some tinted windows.

#3 - On 03/29/2013 at 9:42pm by mattlw

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