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Today, my roommates decided to hold an intervention. They told me I would have to break up with my boyfriend because they don't want people having sex in our apartment during college exams. My boyfriend agreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38085) - you deserved it (5083)

On 03/24/2013 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by Tooloud (woman) - Canada

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Maybe they would like you more if you shared your popcorn xD

#2 - On 03/25/2013 at 4:23am by MakeTodayADTR

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Worry about your exams, you don't need assholes like him anyway.

#4 - On 03/25/2013 at 4:25am by Lacist

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