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Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55548) - you deserved it (8121)

On 03/23/2013 at 12:43am - intimacy - by nraecher (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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it means he has major insecurity issues, and low self esteem. if you wanna be with him try calling him by a nick name or his middle name. that way there's no confusion.

#1 - On 03/23/2013 at 7:13am by DeathDealers13

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Do what I do...moan your OWN name. It's always the name of someone who's there. lol. ;)

#3 - On 03/23/2013 at 7:15am by OlgaCornmuffin

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