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Today, I realized that the smell of chlorine has started to turn me on, probably because my girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house. Guess who works as a swim instructor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44567) - you deserved it (6174)

On 03/20/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Let free willy swim!!

#2 - On 03/20/2013 at 5:16pm by TwoOneFive

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use a nose plug.

#1 - On 03/20/2013 at 5:14pm by ARKHAM88

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