Not now!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington

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Today, I realized that the smell of chlorine has started to turn me on, probably because my girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house. Guess who works as a swim instructor. FML
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TwoOneFive 11

Let free willy swim!!

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DocBastard 38

You'd better strap that shit down, son. Or make sure your pool water is as cold as possible to ensure maximum shrinkage.

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TwoOneFive 11

Let free willy swim!!

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wlddog 14

At least the smell of chloroform doesn't get you turned on. That would make you a rapist, or the victim of repetitive rapping's.

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ChefPhilly 13

Well atleast you don't work with little kids, right..?

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Success4444 12

If he does work with little kids, he should quit and save himself possible jail time or lawsuits. I don't think the excuse "the chlorine made me do it" will be taken seriously.

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seriouslypony 9

It's funny because when I was moderating this, it did say he worked with children, but for some reason it got removed.

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dontpanic_fml 32

You're as bad as the guy with the air freshener! I wonder if there's therapy for overactive olfactory association...

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thosedogtags 8

Woah, I'm not exactly innocent and I've got some strange turn-ons... But chlorine?! Interesting... More power to ya' dude! (:

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DocBastard 38

You'd better strap that shit down, son. Or make sure your pool water is as cold as possible to ensure maximum shrinkage.

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KingDead 18

Hahah! Yea.. In the hot tub the other day with my crush, nude, snowing outside.. Grabbed snow and lathered it on his penis, he actually quite enjoyed it. Still hard! Hopefully he just invests in a nose plug..

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kawaiisakura 12

Maybe it's just me...but you sound like a ***** when you go on here and say it like you're trying to brag of something...I also think you're a bit of a ***** for doing that stuff when he's just a crush...not even friends with benefits or anything...

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laurenasabutton 26

Don't worry, I'm sute the parents of the kids you teach will see the funny side... Maybe?

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uhhSavage 22

Or tear off your nose and put tape over the holes.

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PenguinBitch 43

That's what Voldemort did as a pool keeper for the Slytherin Water Polo team.

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Enslaved 36

I usually associate smells with fond memories too but it's normally cologne or cinnamon. :P

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dancinwookie 21

Cinnamon? Scented candles maybe? Christmas must be awkward for you. Did you know that the smell of Good and Plenty candies, and cucumbers have been scientifically proven to turn women on? The same is true about Lavender with men.

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