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Today, while I was going down on my husband, our 3-year-old daughter woke up and started crying from the other room. He practically burst into tears too, whining that she was doing it on purpose to ruin his fun. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48387) - you deserved it (5519)

On 03/15/2013 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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That sucks!

Wait, no, it doesn't!

#1 - On 03/15/2013 at 1:40pm by perdix

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Wow I feel sorry for you, having to deal with two children at once!

#3 - On 03/15/2013 at 1:41pm by PenguinPower

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