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Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML

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On 03/11/2013 at 5:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??

#1 - On 03/11/2013 at 7:57pm by epicwaffles

See in context

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Unless she's wearing them, or taking them off in front of you, she's not teasing.

#5 - On 03/11/2013 at 7:58pm by StormfrontX33

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