Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

by ugh / 03/11/2013 at 7:33am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

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  • At least your dad is trying to be supportive, you should be appreciative.

    #2 - On 03/11/2013 at 1:09pm by UndeadMongrel

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  • A bit awkward yeah but to be fair is heart is clearly in the right place and he's trying to be nice.. He could have been a horrible homophobic dick about it!

    #5 - On 03/11/2013 at 1:10pm by your_ma

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