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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37242) - you deserved it (7375)

On 03/10/2013 at 9:40am - intimacy - by cremyfrozentreat - United States (Florida)

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How considerate! He's a keeper.

#3 - On 03/10/2013 at 12:00pm by SixthSinEnvy

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But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

#5 - On 03/10/2013 at 12:01pm by gracehi

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