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Today, I showed my wife an article about how frequent orgasms can prevent prostate cancer, as well as increase both partners' overall health. She replied that she wouldn't judge me if I masturbated, as long as I don't use porn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27259) - you deserved it (7432)

On 03/08/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by marriage/celibacy/synonymity (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

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I find my imagination to be the best cameraman, director, and pornstar I've ever known.

#3 - On 03/08/2013 at 11:34pm by upyourzlolz

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Tell her your masturbating won't improve her health, and she might even end up slipping on a puddle of semen and breaking a hip.

Ladies love it when you try to charm their pants off with medical research.

#7 - On 03/08/2013 at 11:38pm by perdix

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