Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
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Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
Kinky...?
Ali_Br_fml 33
I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty and happy and... Was he singing that song as tried to slip them off?
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Comments (104)
ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
Kinky...?
patrickalamo 47
Dude looks like a lady...
gc327072 30
I met her down in old soho somewhere, where they drink champagne and it tastes just like coca-coolaa…
sugarshane007 20
She walked up to me and asked me to dance, I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola.
Cbizzlez 10
Lo lo lo lo Lola
kevsandy303 12
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
sugarshane007 20
Go home 88, you're drunk.
iChompYa 18
Might wanna clarify which underwear belongs on who for the safe side
thesubconscious 9
Well she said "my panties". Don't ask for an explanation
onlychildFTW 33
Ahh they all look the same. Haha.
MisterMichael 9
I think he's got it backwards..
MrSassypants 33
No, he didn't wear his panties backwards; he wore it the correct way.
caesari 14
#7- I'm not sure why you thought that was clever, but for clarification: it wasn't.
zombieslayer83 19
#7, I've said it a 100 times. Sarcasm is lost in text. It was clever, people just don't get it these days.
HelenLFC 27
Why was he wearing your underwear :O
Keevarou 17
I see nothing wrong with that, that are kinda normal for some people, and some people like women underwear, nothing wrong with that
Enslaved 36
Reminds me of the episode of "Friends" where Joey wore girls' undies and liked it! :P
dontpanic_fml 32
Because he likes to wear women's underwear.
jem970 19
Here is MY problem. They were hers, not his. He ripped up a pair of her underwear. If he wants to ruin panties he should go buy his own.
RedPillSucks 31
Agreed. And unless OP was on the large side or boyfriend was small, I'm having a hard time seeing how he would have gotten them on. I know I've struggled when trying on my wifes.... OOPS! Did I type that out loud?
dontpanic_fml 32
Panties are very stretchy. You should know.
mansen 15
maybe he was curious how a thong felt on, as to how most girls wear them all the time. It isn't a big deal. He tried them on, wanted to see or feel what it was like, why not? Fun part would be him giving a show. I had an ex do that once with panties and bra...of course the rocky horror picture show vamping didn't help with not laughing...
Phoebe_Buffay 14
He just looked so sexy in them.
HelenLFC 27
I got -15 for thinking it wasn't normal, it's ok, we're in this together !
nco1414 7
Foreplay switch up?
Keevarou 17
He could have been more careful.. I would have been if I borrowed my significant other's panties
LoveLamp 13
I think it's time you two have a talk... It seems there might be some issues that seriously need resolved.
29dear 16
Agreed.
klutz44 28
Like him borrowing clothes without asking.
Ali_Br_fml 33
I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty and happy and... Was he singing that song as tried to slip them off?
kakarot2 11
I sang that
Jeffo193 13
I'd really like to know how he tried to explain that one...
MsConfusedd 27
Looks like it's time for a long talk...
buddy51 23
Or a short goodbye!
Lizzy500 16
Or something silky and lacy in a bigger size
zombieslayer83 19
But, #44, The smaller ones make him fell better about him self.
nrr13145768 13
It's either self esteem and larger panties or ripped panties and a more interesting sex life