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Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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This guy has a sense of humor

#1 - On 02/19/2013 at 10:10am by berichsoon

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I fail to see how his enjoyment of the failures you two endured is a bad thing. You should be glad that he can make light of this situation. Unless you REALLY wanted the D ;).

#6 - On 02/19/2013 at 10:12am by freshprizzle1

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