phatdaddy62
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way. I was ecstatic, until she opened her right hand, only to reveal a 3-way lightbulb. FML
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Tones217 9
At least your wife has a sense of humor!!!
DocBastard 38
She was just trying to lighten up the mood.
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heartemopants 18
Chores are always fun...
thepunman 11
I would've been turned on by that 3 way.
kozzard 17
they can be enlightening
Ali_Br_fml 33
I think he would've been more turned on by a threesome than a three-way...like the three-way lightbulb or phone call... Just saying...but maybe he's into that sort of stuff...
ThatsMyPie 20
Ma'am, the previous commentors were using puns.
Alexweber929 14
Shes just testing the waters, the real one is coming soon
THExistentialist 13
dont be sad OP, maybe she's just trying to bring the light back to your marriage! and 31, what about a three way phone sex call? that'd turn him on :D
love_me_electric 20
At least she didn't mean a three way with another guy
IworkAt711 14
What if hes into that?
TurquoiseJesus 15
What would be wrong with that?
laden_swallow09 34
It's not gay if it's a three-way.
gc327072 30
With a lightbulb in the middle there's some leeway?
LightningCactus 12
And it's A okay, 1-2-3 way!
phatdaddy62 23
And sometimes I get crazy when I play!
Alexweber929 14
Its only gay if balls touch
zandalee 19
69- not a bad comment from an old fart. ;)
OriginalimoaN 15
1)sorry 77, thumbed you down before reading op's profile thingy. B)Happy bday a day early op!
heartemopants 18
Best song ever!!!
mydadpulledout 17
you look like chuck liddel (sp?) in your thumbnail op.
KittyChesire 12
Not gay if its in a 1-2-3 way
hienzburgess 9
what's a 3 way?
DjMonroe95 11
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Women , cant live with them, can't live without them -_-
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Someone will make a great husband some day...
DutchBasterd 15
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women.. can't live with them and can't kill 'm all..
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Troll wife strikes....again?!
BulldogHoops 14
Cliche Cliche Cliche... Sorry, I thought I had this thread figured out.
noelasis94 18
Now prank her with divorce papers that'll be a hoot and a holler
WhyAmUHere 19
I don't think "Wont fulfill my sexual fantasies" is criteria for divorce.
LuckBeNimble 19
10: you'd be surprised. I'm pretty sure I saw a case where a women sued and divorced her husband for not giving her an ******. she won.
TheRandomIndian 17
I think people like that shouldn't marry at all
laden_swallow09 34
Off topic, but have you noticed that most couples who would need prenups the most never get them?
phatdaddy62 23
Im a criminal defense and divorce lawyer. That prank might not have desirable results!
Pyapi 20
Oh, so you're not into that stuff?
Tones217 9
At least your wife has a sense of humor!!!
LifelessStars 22
If you want one that bad just ask. The worst she can do is say no
phatdaddy62 23
Oh she has said no. That's why she likes to tease me like that!
Ali_Br_fml 33
Maybe what you really wanted was a threesome...not a 3-way...like a three way phone call...
spekledworf 18
My boyfriend asked me if I was interested in threesome. I said sure, as long as I could pick the guy. For some reason he hasn't mentioned it again
natsaysheyyy 16
I'm sorry, but if I'm agreeing to a threesome with a girl, then I DEFINITELY should get to have my fantasy of a threesome with two guys. But most men wouldn't agree to that.
Catkam623 27
Seems fair to me
seeoseek 18
I'm down as long as there's no "sword" play..each takes an end and stays at opposite ends ;$
NickaPLZ 26
You thought you were getting some, but it didn't happen. Such is life. Expect to be let down once in a while.
DocBastard 38
She was just trying to lighten up the mood.
Nekogami 14
Win, doc. Win.
Catkam623 27
For gods sake doc change that picture it's disgusting.
Reid5 6
11 - Average.