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Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17243) - you deserved it (44337)

On 02/18/2013 at 3:50am - intimacy - by UnluckyInk (woman) - United States (New York)

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That's why you should know what the tattoo means first!

#3 - On 02/18/2013 at 10:58am by xLIGHTS

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You should also get a 4-leaf clover for food luck

#2 - On 02/18/2013 at 10:57am by Kidkaplan

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