Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
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Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
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nycwrestler 17
Sounds like he might have a "little problem" down there.
inthedopeshow 17
What would Tom Hanks be doing in her undies?
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nycwrestler 17
Sounds like he might have a "little problem" down there.
dirk_digler 1
I think she would of said that if that were to be the case...Just a thought.
ICastillo 24
The poor kid got scared of the kitty cat..
camsterjoe 12
Personally, I hope he just wanted to wait until marriage. Or until a more romantic time.
13ky13 20
13, it's would have. Not of. Have.
prestigion 4
I bet she's seen his winky before if they're getting ready to bang. Foreplay exists.
JenkJenks 6
But maybe said winky loses blood flow when he gets nervous about sex.
looney_mc 4
I think he doesn't like the braver know what I mean( cockryder)
free2speak 14
More than a few just assumed something was wrong with him, but what if he just respected and cared about the girl to the point where he didn't want to have sex? Not all guys are sex hungry jerks that'll pounce on any opportunity to take a girl's virginity. And maybe the awkward silence was because he wasn't sure how to explain to her why he couldn't do it. Also, it could be his first time too... And he was just nervous and/or wasn't ready to have sex yet. Props to him if he was just being respectful.
XxDevilxXGt 26
How would it not have been respectful? OP was ready for sex, it's not like he pressured her into it. He was most likely nervous, or had other plans as to when to have sex. If he wanted to respect her he would have said something other than "yeah I can't do this" and be a fool sitting there awkwardly and possibly straining the relationship. But what do I know about relationships. Just sayin'
Carmstro 13
I agree with 85, they sound young and from the wording I got that op is a virgin, so the guy might be too, and that's cool if he's not ready yet.
kathuzada 6
Or she has a big problem down there
EvilUndead 9
79. You probably meant to say that not all "sex hungry guys are jerks" instead.
Quinn32 16
Gayyy.
In_some_bullshit 13
Wow... Surprising he didn't just put it in... No thinking... Sorry OP.. Now you're going to be traumatized to lose your virginity... That's lame
amillionbucks 5
I have a... really hard time... understanding why... you have to include... amillion of those... triple periods. Sorry... I forgot... the name.... of that punctuation mark.
Bigger_than_Jesu 5
It's called an Ellipsis. It can be used to portray an aposiopesis but you're right it's over used when a simple comma could be used.
skittlestrailmix 14
Ellipsis!
Megan98 18
I use those all the time...
XxDevilxXGt 26
Traumatized? I don't she witnessed anyone get murdered, or anything extreme. I'm sure if Op has half a brain she can get over it and maybe help her boyfriend get INto it.
xNephilim 18
This reminds me of this guy I know. He always random periods in the middle of his sentences. Kind of like this: Today I. Have decided to. Type like a. Retard. It's quite annoying.
In_some_bullshit 13
I thumbed my comment down as well. I had been consuming alcohol and it was a rather idiotic comment. It was not a traumatic event at all but OP will forever remember almost losing her virginity. OP, I do sincerely hope when it does happen, it is spectacular and helps you get over this FML moment.
Superstitious 6
Don't drink & comment
jason0 2
He just may not be comfortable getting that intimate with you yet. I'm sure that he'll be ready sooner or later, so just wait a little longer.
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
A lot of times the girls are the ones that are too nervous and usually their partners totally respect that. Just because he's a guy doesn't mean something's totally wrong. I'm sure you love him enough to let him wait until he's comfortable. It will be better for both of you.
emeraldisle 30
Wow. That's not hurtful at all. The least he could do is give a reason why.
amillionbucks 5
Maybe not being burdened with kids is more important than a five-second ******? And if you are gonna respond with something about birth control, those are not always perfect.
emeraldisle 30
36 - what are you talking about?
amillionbucks 5
The reason why he doesn't want to have sex... What else?
Felling 14
Five kids from one ****** ? Whut ? And that isn't the reason he backed off. -.-
Pyapi 20
36 - Condoms and birth control pills exist for a reason.
emeraldisle 30
39 - so according to your logic, anyone who doesn't want to have kids shouldn't have sex? Got it.
SoSickWithIt 14
My first time... I was scared, and nervous. Luckily we both were virgins, and im still with her today, my amazing Lovebug.(: I lost my virginity to the one I want to marry.
DjeePee 24
That's lovely, 106. *Pat on the back* Anyone else who wants to share their loss-of-virginity stories with us? It's hard to believe how interested we are in them.
SoSickWithIt 14
Are you pms'ing 119? I'm referencing my situation with what the guy could've thought. Furthermore, I've seen you spew your bullshit opinions on plenty of fml's, tbh I think you're quite dumb, so **** off me ****.
rinnai 6
Maybe you had a Forrest down there?
inthedopeshow 17
What would Tom Hanks be doing in her undies?
JerryH 9
Best comment ever
RedPillSucks 31
Trim, Forrest!! Trim!
windfuelsfire 10
The opposite taste also exists, although its rare. I sadly turned down sex more than once, because to me no hair is a turn off.. I'm one of the rare guys that likes that forest ;)
Prolux_fml 23
In the jungle, the mighty jungle...
jem970 19
I love this thread!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
57- ...the beaver sleeps toniiiiight!
misspulkadot24 17
84- She'll shave the jungle, the mighty jungle, it might just take all night...Aaoooooooooo
DKjazz 20
Aweemawep aweemawep, aweemawep, aweemawep.
SighGuy89 5
I must be a real Lumberjack then, because I love to just fall into the forest, explore and appreciate the natural beauty surrounding, and get to work with my trusty tool.
RedPillSucks 31
For a moment, I thought you said "rusty tool"
daisy2101 7
Sometimes boys aren't ready when girls are. Be understanding, it shouldn't be awkward!
secret_ninja_gal 12
They're usually ready before girls...
Mordaxx 3
Well maybe, I can only speak for myself but in my case we both were as ready. Altough when we finally was about to do it I couldn't of some reason. Old great memories ^^
watsinausername 13
What was he thinking all those 8 months?
OhDearBetrayal 25
Wow, my girlfriends personality just takes my breath away and all I really want to do is have an emotional relationship. Or is that not mainstream enough?
Stain92 14
A girl could have the most breathtaking personality in the world, but it's very VERY unlikely that a teenage lad (I'm assuming) is in a relationship for 8 months and doesn't want to have sex.
nahbean13 3
I have dated my boyfriend since we were juniors in high school (16 and 17) and he has never tried to get in my pants. You can have a happy relationship by waiting until you're both ready, even years, until marriage if that's important to you.
DjeePee 24
"A girl could have the most breathtaking personality in the world, but it's very VERY unlikely that a teenage lad (I'm assuming) is in a relationship for 8 months and doesn't want to have sex." I wish I could present my boyfriend to you, but he's not a member here. So sorry, you'll just have to believe the words of the girl with the most breathtaking personality (thanks for the compliment!), who was during those seven/eight months never pushed into sex. Now that I'm being nostalgic and thinking about those days, I wonder whether OP has shared any sexual experience with her partner. From no sex to bang bang penetration sex is a huge step, maybe too huge for him. If you haven't done it already, I suggest to start with the light (but still very pleasurable) variations of sex, aka fingering, ******** and oral sex.
jrandolph25 2
Don't be too hard on him it's probably a personal promblem show him you don't care about his "size"
SoSickWithIt 14
Big penis, small penis, average penis, sometimes it's not about how big your dick is, maybe you just don't feel like its the right one? I've turned down girls for sex, and I'm happy I did, because I gave that special card to someone who actually holds an enormous value to me.
tj5810 21
Maybe he needed more time to prep the field before the big game.
zandalee 19
Maybe 8 months was too long and the pressure and mammoth expectation for it to be perfect the first time was just too much.