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Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Kasey Eames - United States (California)

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Oh deer!

#1 - On 12/23/2012 at 12:56pm by twinkiefeets

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At least you can be his sexy little vixen! You don't hoof to do it of course, but fur your husband you might want to get into the festive spirit and have a little fawn with him

#8 - On 12/23/2012 at 1:01pm by Pretty_reckless

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