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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when he suddenly grabbed my front. He said, in a sexy voice, "Is that your boob?". He had grabbed a fat roll. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24672) - you deserved it (16492)

On 12/14/2012 at 8:45am - intimacy - by ToughTitties (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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should have rolled with it...

#1 - On 12/14/2012 at 1:37pm by JakeBillJim

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Reply "Yes" in your own sexy voice, and switch positions before he finds out. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.

#4 - On 12/14/2012 at 1:39pm by XKXKKXK

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