Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Intimacy

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  • What a bitch

    #1 - On 11/26/2012 at 6:13am by bevsta

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  • Well next time you should tell her after she spends hours making dinner "eating dinner is too clichè"

    #3 - On 11/26/2012 at 6:15am by zebraumicornz

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