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Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML


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On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Double meaning to giving head!

#6 - On 11/20/2012 at 10:02am by Scands_59

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Well I wouldn't take it personally, that kinda pain can make the toughest man cry.

#4 - On 11/20/2012 at 10:01am by jweezy89

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