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Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML


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On 11/06/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by sadness1992 - United States (California)

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I don't know... To me, it seems that if you truly loved your girlfriend, you wouldn't e very eager to involve another person in your lovemaking. But maybe it's just me.

#2 - On 11/06/2012 at 4:06pm by nchov523

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EX girlfriend, right?

#4 - On 11/06/2012 at 4:07pm by MrsPegg

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