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Man or woman?

Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it was the obsessive girl from my class with a man-face I had avoided all semester. In conclusion, beer goggles are very real and very powerful. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10999) - you deserved it (40722)

On 11/06/2012 at 12:15am - intimacy - by coolguy (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

#1 - On 11/06/2012 at 10:14am by Rosie_Posie43

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YDI for getting drunk enough to sleep with someone you wouldn't want to sleep with sober.

#2 - On 11/06/2012 at 10:14am by IntoTheClouds

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