Today, my hubby and I decided to spice up our sex life and went to an adult toy store. We know too many people in our town, so we drove to one that was 30 mins away. We decided on our items, and went to the check out. Who would have guessed my next door neighbor works there as a cashier? FML

by screwed / 11/04/2012 at 4:55am / United States / Intimacy

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  • Oh no! Now your neighbour knows you have a healthy sex life! Whatever will you do? How will you ever live it down?

    The only solution is to have loud, raucous sex all the time so he knows your purchase was successful.

    #1 - On 11/04/2012 at 9:11am by DocBastard

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  • Hey, you only BOUGHT something from a sex shop. They WORK there. I think you're pretty even!

    #5 - On 11/04/2012 at 9:11am by n3rdzgotskillz

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