Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML
by Monkey / 10/27/2012 at 11:02am / United States / Intimacy
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Everyone always wondered why you don't have any of your dads features
#1 - On 10/27/2012 at 1:53pm by JiggaJayZ
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This is one of those double whammy FML's. It's like life gave you a one two punch to the nuts.
#3 - On 10/27/2012 at 1:56pm by misspulkadot24
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