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Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18346) - you deserved it (1222)

On 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Agirl (woman) - United States (California)

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Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

#2 - On 10/26/2012 at 2:55am by anzie

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I'd believe it.

#1 - On 10/26/2012 at 2:53am by Kallian

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