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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML


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On 10/13/2012 at 8:04am - intimacy - by notthebesttime -

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What an idiot! He should be thankful you didn't bite.

#4 - On 10/13/2012 at 1:22pm by perdix

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What an idiot!

#2 - On 10/13/2012 at 1:21pm by vcapelo

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