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Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML


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On 10/08/2012 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by blabbermouth (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

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You had sex with his religious mother in the house? Disrespectful

#3 - On 10/08/2012 at 5:07pm by MorganXAlexander

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It's disrespectful to have sex while the mother's there. Next time, wait until you're alone.

#4 - On 10/08/2012 at 5:08pm by DomDomxoxo

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