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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31522) - you deserved it (6539)

On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

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This is the most visual FML I've ever read

#17 - On 10/07/2012 at 10:43am by Malori98

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Let your boyfriend discover that if you pull out just before he finishes, his balls will hurt and result in a moan. Try it out 5 times to be sure.

#20 - On 10/07/2012 at 10:44am by darwinism

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