Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
I agree, your life sucks (88704) - you totally deserved it (19184)
On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)
is there a kind that doesnt kill? they dont say "till death do us part" for no reason.
#499 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:43pm by StrangeSpider
well bacon IS pretty awesome. just be glad you weren't dreaming about cabbage or grits or something gross like that
#10 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:09am by harlehatschi
My kind of man. On the bright side, if someone ever asks you what you dreamt of, you don't have to lie.
.... You like 'em greasy and crunchy, I see. I don't even know whether your life is truly fucked or if you deserved it...
#23 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:20am by Bassorandy
Probably because you're so used to scoring fat chicks you thought you were with one.
#26 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:27am by Troll_patrol
your dreams are based on what you think about throughout the day and they really only last two minutes.
so you must have been thinking about bacon.
btw i
#29 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:29am by boxerbaby1
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
#31 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:31am by iDontFail_xD
LOL @ 34. When I try to picture what his dream could have been, I picture a giant bacon in a thong....
You should play mellophone for the Mighty Sound of Maryland. We all love bacon. ^_^
#37 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:38am by SquiggleSmurf
It is a message. Go spoil yourself in all things bacon!
#44 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:41am by rubbingAlcohol
#25: What isn't believable about this? And if you don't care for an FML NO ONE IS MAKING YOU COMMENT IT. Yes I had to use caps lock, because of idiots like you.
As for OP, ROFL. Omfg, I love the way you worded it.
#48 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:51am by ohhhhshizzz
Your average bacon is more delicious than the average female, so you can't blame the guy. It's making perfect sense.
But damn now I'm hungry for bacon :
the retarded part is that it was the best orgasm you've ever had.
get out more bud!
#50 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:51am by tominator
You don't get hard thinking about Miss Piggy from the Muppets do you?
#52 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:52am by thebigslim
mmm yummmmy
I want some bacon now!
and atleast you don't have to go far to get turned on anymore, just the refrigerator or the local grocery store ;)
#53 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:54am by monsterdeparture
Alot of times our true feelings get displayed through our dreams. It sounds like to me the bacon has an underlying meaning. Maybe your mind was displaying your hidden craving to try new things. What I mean by that is that maybe you secretly want to experiment with a man and his penis and your confused mind is displaying that to you through bacon. This might confuse or frighten you but I would say just try to laugh it off. It's also possible that you ate something the night before to give you this weird dream. Who knows? Maybe you'll never have it again. But if this turns into a dream you have regulary, then I'd be worried. Anyway, good luck to you and your apparent bacon fetish.
#54 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:54am by Lester
Flip that trick like a bacon strip!
I laughed so hard at this! (:
#57 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:55am by CatieCrunkk
My first thoughts upon reading this: ". . . Jim Gaffigan? Is that you?"
#60 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:02am by baytwelveplease
thats so messed up i cant even find the words to say it.
#62 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:06am by SLY_some1luvsyou
lol I don't get it were you like having sex with bacon?
#65 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:11am by ilovefmlife
its at times like this that FML needs a WTF button xD
#73 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:22am by BloodshotBunny
OH GOD YOU TOO? I thought I was the only one...
I love bacon.
#74 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:24am by Duckasaurus
I fail to see how his is a FML, you had a great orgasm and dreamt about some bacon. Now go fry up some bacon, sit down and enjoy yourself.
thing is orgasm dreams are always 10 times better than real life no matter what its about
#80 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:33am by cashewbutt
In the words of Homer Simpson: "Mmmmmm.... Baaaacony...."
#89 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:48am by SpaceMonkeh
Ive had crazy dreams like that.
But not one involved bacon.
It involved YOUR MUM! AAHH HAHAHAHA!
Only joking ;)
#90 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:48am by youaresofucked
LMFAO... oh wow! Bacon??? It's orgasmic?? Shoot, maybe I need to give up the turkey bacon and walk on the wild side.
Haha... reminds me of that dog bits commercial awhile back...with the talking dog going, "BACON BACON BACON!" =P
#54...wwwwwwwwttttttttttffffffffffffff.
on every single fml theres always someone who like digs really deep into and links it to like psychological stuff. you could be right i wouldnt know but seriously...you took it way too seriously.
#106 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:48pm by ftsk_fan_12
@106 Lol, I am far from "psychological". I was just bored and ranting on in comment #54. I have no idea what I was talking about; just making random crap up, lol. Anything's possbile though :]
#110 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:58pm by Lester
OMFG! LOL!!! thats like fawkin amazing and REALLY weird....like.wtf bacon??? lol.
#114 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:10pm by LaTuaCantante
FSDFGKASHFWKEG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU OFFICIALLY WIN THE INTERNET
OH, YESSSSS.
Talk about love that goes straight to the heart!
#115 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:10pm by SeventhFonons
Yucky...I hate bacon...I can't stand just eating it like a normal person, don't understand how you could get off by it
#125 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:35pm by louisianagrrrrl
BACON!!!!
I'd *expletive deleted* in my pants, too!
IT'S BACON!
I don't see the FML here...
#123: Try some bacon and you'll understand
#126 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:35pm by ShatteredEmpathy
He's clearly normal.
It's metaphorical. The bacon stands for "meat" which he clearly wants to eat. And what man doens't like to eat some nice meat?
#127 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:37pm by zxsurferboy
i've had mini orgasms over food before ..while awake, its depends how good it is lol.
i see nothing wrong with this.
but yea maybe u were actually dreaming about something else but all you could remember was bacon
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
THATS SICK
WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THE BACON?!
#130 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:44pm by the_question_mar
Are you on a strict, no-fat, no-carb or any real food diet?
Maybe it's your bodies way of saying you got swined up. You should call your doctor, maybe your school or workplace will close ;D
#131 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:47pm by stfuminjakid
LULZ my last wet dream was about killing aliens
yea
they got shot up yo
peace
west side
#132 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:50pm by Sugarshain
dude, that's so messed up... but completely hilarious :]
#137 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:20pm by Coolbeanies848
well...bacon IS very delicious... I guess we all express our love in different ways...>_>
#141 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:33pm by very_sad_face
Whaaaaaaaaaa???? I'm not quite sure how to react. Be careful, though, man, you could get REALLLLLY fat from that.
FML really needs another option other than "I agree...you're f'ed" and YDI.
Something like "Awesome" would do just fine.
:)
Because this is the best thing ever.
#144 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:42pm by craznazn247
Tell me, what does bacon signify to you? Dreams are often our subconscious mind's way of telling us things. ;)
#148 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:50pm by PsychWithAnO
At first I was like O_O
But that's actually really funny xD
I don't really like bacon. And I rarely have it cause pig parts aren't kosher.
But apparently very few people share this opinion haha.
so you jizzed in your pants when dreaming about bacon? damn man thats pretty bad how is that even possible? how can you find bacon attractiive lol wtf?
#160 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:23pm by yankeessuck2004
oh oh oh oh my god bacon your so hot and sexy i could just eat you up!!! LOL
#161 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:24pm by hustler123
hold on, what exactly were you doing with the bacon? i love food, but really?
#162 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:37pm by kisseshugsdrugs
HAHAHAHA could be worse. In my Abnormal Pysch class we learned about this dude who could only get hard by sticking his penis in a fish tank and having fish nibble on it. So when you think about it bacon isnt that bad, and bacon is amazing :-p
#163 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:38pm by byebyebaby
Bacon is fucking sexier than any woman I've ever met.
#165 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:41pm by VictimOfTheft
Well think about it. Bacon is readily available. It taste really good. It can never dump you. Why wouldn't you. Hahaha.
#166 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:42pm by grazynaanka
hmm idk bacon is pretty sexy lol. This would make a pretty awesome "You know you're... when..."
You know you're fat when, you dream about bacon and it gives you orgasms.
I'm assuming OP is a man.
Bacon is to men what chocolate is to women.
And how many women associate chocolate with sex? A whole lot of them.
#170 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:53pm by betsymonty
*in the best kermit the frog voice* what about 7 inches long green and smells like bacon?
My penis after doing miss piggy up the ass!
#177 - On 05/17/2009 at 4:13pm by Shadowflames420
It's not abnormal, most wet dreams are about stuff that aren't related to sex.
It's not an FML, but it's still funny.
#180 - On 05/17/2009 at 4:33pm by ljuwaidah
This poster did seem to awaken
To find that his pants were forsaken
He had hoped that the cause
Was a hooker or bras
But alas: he was horny for bacon
#181 - On 05/17/2009 at 4:35pm by Limerickroll
how is it possible to have a sexual dream about bacon. like, what do you do with it? did you make some kind of bacon vagina and fuck it in the dream? wth?
#182 - On 05/17/2009 at 4:40pm by that_guy01
Haha! Well, if you want to make it even better next time, maybe you could fall asleep thinking about hot girls wearing bacon bikinis.
#190 - On 05/17/2009 at 5:25pm by misslicorice
hahah god how fat are you? this reminds of me that beggin strips commercial. that dog loves bacon as much as you do ;]
#191 - On 05/17/2009 at 5:26pm by BalenciagaBetch9
Hey, how come everyone is assuming the kid's fat, anyway? I'm at a perfectly healthy weight and I love bacon. In fact, I've had a recent food obsession...
Seriously, just because you get horny over food automatically means you're overweight? What about the eternally-skinny people with the high metabolisms who love food?
Honestly, it's the groundless surmises and the way people jump to conclusions all the damn time that make my heart a little sad inside.
#192 - On 05/17/2009 at 5:28pm by SeventhFonons
well bacon is pretty curvy, and you wanna eat it.. i guess it relates haha
#195 - On 05/17/2009 at 5:40pm by justxdream
You have nothing to be ashamed about. I jizz in my pants for various reasons: seeing a hot car, seeing a sexy computer, seeing/smelling/touching/hearing/tasting bacon... It's all good.
Wowww dude.. If that's the best one you've ever had.. I feel sorry for you.
#197 - On 05/17/2009 at 5:54pm by seanisabitch
I love it! "Oooh, bacon, don't STOP..."
And 54, that was hilarious!
#203 - On 05/17/2009 at 6:28pm by bluebirdbones
i've had some weird dreams but this one tops all of mine.
#212 - On 05/17/2009 at 6:40pm by hcolovex0x
look at the bright side: whenever your horny a fast food place close to you will do the job lol it is really weird what happened to you tho.
actually maybe you`ve watched that disturbing white castle commercial with someone dressed in a pig costume dancing like a stripper and being splashed by bbq sauce.
Freud would probably say he likes *heavier* women or something.
C'mon op, don't deny it!
#219 - On 05/17/2009 at 6:54pm by The_Unspool
To see bacon in your dream, symbolizes essentials, staples, and life's supply. It may also be a play on the common phase "being home the bacon" to refer earning a living. dreammoods dot com
You're turned on by feeling well satisfied by the basic things you need. Maybe you just got paid and the bank account's flush, you have groceries and your grades are good, and nothing's really lacking. BACON to your brain. :)
i agree with #16, if that's the most intense orgasm you've ever had, then you got some work to do
; D
One or two people mentioned this earlier: http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/
#78 - hilarious!
Also amusing: http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/
Well, it's a proven fact that the most arousing smell to males is pizza...
#237 - On 05/17/2009 at 8:22pm by chroniclurker
..
i just texted my boyfriend asking me if he posted this.
it sounds exactly like him.
creepy.
#240 - On 05/17/2009 at 8:46pm by OMIGODNOWAI
"I woke up this morning and I had some bacon and I jizzed in my pants..." I figured someone had to do it.
OMGLOL. I just fell out of my chair.
That's one damn sexy dream. ;D
#254 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:03pm by omgwtfbbqlol
hehe, well .
even though that might be baad .
it mad me laugh .
don't worry i like bacon .
i just don't like it in that waay .
hehe, props thooough .
they other night i was dreaming of bacon, i woke up hot and shakin', i felt below the sheets cause i noticed it was yet and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
hahahahaha lmfao! was it canadian? :P that's hilarious.
#264 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:37pm by lowcapacityx
I stumbled upon a website a few minutes ago and it makes me think of this FML.
http://sf.carnalnation.com/content/6294/4/bacon-flavored-lube-what-every-sex-pig-needs-sizzling-good-time-sfw
#267 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:03pm by simplethings7
this is one of the funniest things I have ever heard
how are you when you watch the cooking channel?
mmm....bacon....frying....deliciousness.....uh-oh
#274 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:52pm by mnkyman617
Maybe you were watching that comedian on Comedy Central "King Baby" something before you fell asleep? XP
oh and # 78.
sick.
I can't look at this page the same anymore.
#287 - On 05/18/2009 at 1:44am by dearjennyanyway
Fuck my life I've had one of those before
except it was about burgers.
I was like what the fuck.
but it's natural for me.
because burgers are my lyfe
LOL #35
yeah um.....i dont even know what to say to that
#293 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:33am by allylalala
um, so what were you and the bacon doing?
Some sort of bacon orgy?
That bacon is such a slut, a few beers and she's all yours.
i've felt the same about bacon. don't worry, it's normal.
#305 - On 05/18/2009 at 7:51am by ILIEKGIRLS
Wow this actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you for that! Definately faving this one hahahah
#306 - On 05/18/2009 at 8:00am by lol_seriously
Hahaha Get A Boner While Draming About Cooking Bacon! Sweeet! :) I wouldnt say its a FML... It's just funny! Come on share it with the population that you had wet dreams with bacon!
#312 - On 05/18/2009 at 11:34am by StrikerBwF
LMAO. Sometimes I have dreams like that, that don't have any specific meaning to them. For example, a few nights ago I went flying with Destiny from Rock of Love II.
#317 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:25pm by liveitlearnit
Bacon makes me so fucking hot! e.e
Honestly?
I can't believe a damn piece of bacon made you have an orgasm. What's more is that your silently revealed that you don't get much action either. Sorry, OP, but your life disgusts me.
YDI.
That's fuckin hilarious and weird at the same time! It's like 'bacon, you make me so hot!'
but u know what? at least it wasn't a hot dog. then you would have some problems.
#327 - On 05/18/2009 at 5:34pm by ashes2ashes
thats......................................disturbing u need help dude O_o
#334 - On 05/18/2009 at 7:40pm by eppie
Best. FML. Ever. I swear to God.
This is HILARIOUS, oh god. I think you need to get laid though. :)
You sound like my kind of man.
Lmao.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Definitely the funniest thing I have read all day...It's amazing what bacon can make better!
#344 - On 05/18/2009 at 9:20pm by frigginninja
OMG if i had a bacon dream i would totally do the same thing!
#345 - On 05/18/2009 at 10:00pm by Sneakyxllama
Wow, bacon....sexy...
This is the best FML I've ever read.
#350 - On 05/19/2009 at 12:20am by yankees4eva
this fml BOMBSS YO!!!!!! best fml evaaa
i love bacon.
supa sexayy
#351 - On 05/19/2009 at 1:21am by lulu_lovely
people should really stop being so obsessed with swine flu. you cant even get it from eating pork
Well at least you won't need any lube...
#353 - On 05/19/2009 at 3:33am by xXJennerzFoShoXx
Time to start covering your girlfriends in bacon during sex! You can eat it off of her and everything! XD
#354 - On 05/19/2009 at 3:58am by zebendyone
Well if it was about a dog eating bacon off your... wait that's just me.
#355 - On 05/19/2009 at 4:23am by AG_Pennypacker
What woman can compare to the incredible allure of bacon? Streaky, smoked, unsmoked *begins panting heavily* Excuse me...
#357 - On 05/19/2009 at 6:55am by Stupidstupidrat
"The way to a man's heart..."
I wouldn't start to worry unless bacon has this kind of effect on you while you are awake.
#359 - On 05/19/2009 at 9:45am by the1ultimate
dude, i love bacon as much as the next guy, but you're all kinds of fucked in the head....
#360 - On 05/19/2009 at 10:05am by The_Master
The other day my friends and I were discussing the rumor that someone is marketing a new bacon flavored vodka. Disgusted, we were wondering, "Who in their right mind would DRINK that?!" I think you answered our question.
Oh god, words can't describe how hard I laughed at this.
#366 - On 05/19/2009 at 3:19pm by Sirwootalot
Well...just be glad you weren't dreaming about sausage...
#368 - On 05/19/2009 at 4:29pm by DarkMirror
I must admit this is the funniest thing I've ever heard. But congrats. ^_^ wish I could have the best orgasm of my life due to an inatimate object...I wouldn't need that dumbass I'm fucking haha :D
hahahahahaha #303 hahahahahahahha HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA hahahaha omg nice. it looks so real hahahahhahaha mmmmm.
lmao @ 11 and 77. & i totally agree w/ 106. The even funnier part is that not only did #54 get wayyyy too into this FML the first time, they came back and recommented it in 110 saying "I have no idea what I was talking about; just making random crap up" haha that just makes them even more of an idiot. not only were you stupid once, you were stupid twice. ha
and back to bacon.. sucks your best orgasm involved a food item, but @ least you woke up happy ;)
#377 - On 05/20/2009 at 2:25am by kaylaaa_
lol @ #4 but i say YDI for saying come instead of cum
#383 - On 05/20/2009 at 7:45pm by bloodyhell9398
after reading all these comments... i really want some bacon....
#389 - On 05/21/2009 at 2:39pm by lostmymind16
wait a minute wtf was the bacon doing to u? or u doing to the bacon either way?
#393 - On 05/21/2009 at 8:32pm by oblivionsoath
with you on this one OP. now i'm probably going to have bacon dreams tonight
#395 - On 05/22/2009 at 1:31am by its_too_big
Ohhhh, that is sooo sad... I am sorry.. well, whatever rocks your boat, I guess (:
#403 - On 05/23/2009 at 2:45am by athenaisgee1993
LoL Hilarious. Kinda wierd tho. I've never heard of someone having a wet dream over a food before.
All you people saying you don't know why it is an FML it's because most wet dreams have girls (or guys if ur gay) in them and not FOOD.
Bacon is good tho.
http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/product-fail/#comments
Go buy this.
#409 - On 05/23/2009 at 4:42pm by ThisIsTaboo
me and all my buds who have read this wanna know what happened with the bacon that made ur dream so...orgasmic.what were u doing to the bacon?
#411 - On 05/23/2009 at 8:07pm by couchmonkey11
how do you manage to have an "intense sexual dream" about bacon?
#412 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:54pm by stupid_ass_peopl
Was the bacon doing some sexy strip tease? Or do you just love bacon more than everyone else on the planet?
This is going in my faves.
#413 - On 05/24/2009 at 12:08am by Belldandy911
Wet dream? Damn, if that gets you off I'd really really hate to be the girl in your life!.... No offense, take it the right way.
so basically,
you're neither straight, nor gay?
you'd rather fuck bacon...
Hah. I'm messing with you,
but that sucks.
#418 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:36pm by kj55
Hahahahahahahahahahahah *gasp* AAHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This wins.
Hands down.
#419 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:51pm by vaginatoast
must have been some pretty good bacon goddamn it!!
from my thoughts, get some help (just how does that happen??)
#420 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:52am by miscellaneousact
how did you manage that? let me guess you are like 40 years old, live with you're mom, and play world of warcraft
#421 wtf? Just because he likes teh bacon why does that mean he is a middle-aged WoW player with no house?
lmao! Bacon is good, but I don't like it like that. XD
Mabe you forgot your dream and remembered a past dream?
#423 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:22am by Somebody52
422 perhaps that was a bit of hyperbole but I'm just saying you have to be a fucked up dude if you're most intense sexual experience involves bacon.
doesnt that kinda scream fat? having sex with bacon?i hope it wasnt crispy
#429 - On 05/27/2009 at 3:28am by zomgsandisk
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wow thats hilarious
didnt ur mum ever tell you not to play with your food?
#430 - On 05/27/2009 at 7:22am by iwinatlife
WTF really??? that's kinda kinky but at least you found your fetish out this way... not where it can be recorded and photographed and placed on the internet lol
wow...maybe you should make your girlfriend smell like bacon to make her seem more sexy =)
#433 - On 05/27/2009 at 7:18pm by Londonlover55
zoophilia + necrophilia? eew...
But as an fml post...hilarious! =D The dream probably didn't mean you'd get turned on by bacon in real life to THAT (orgasmic) extent though. ^_~
#435 - On 05/28/2009 at 1:58am by ascertaint
Hey, its not like you can control what you dream about. But seriously, HILARIOUS fml!!!!
#440 - On 05/28/2009 at 9:37pm by zephyrae13
mmm bacon...yeah i dont think it does the same for me as it does for you ;)
#442 - On 05/29/2009 at 10:54pm by KittenOnAcid
well to make you feel better
bacon is the best damn food there is
thats not saying any sane person orgasms to bacon but still
#443 - On 05/30/2009 at 12:15am by PBLeesuschrist13
You like bacon, thus you like pigs. You like pigs thus you like metophoric pigs as well. Maetphoric pigs include fath chicks, thus, YOU LIKE FAT CHICKS!!!!!
#449 - On 05/31/2009 at 12:59pm by emodude44
i 'gasm whenever i dream of bacon. Just thinking about it works too.
#452 - On 06/01/2009 at 8:17pm by c0letraing0w
holly shizzle. a bacon fetish? next thing you know theres gonna be a website for this...
#453 - On 06/01/2009 at 9:57pm by wsws1234567890
BACONNNN!!!!! bahah.. if you know jim gaffigan you know what im talkin aboutt (:
#454 - On 06/01/2009 at 10:26pm by littleladzinski
Bacon: Delicious, awesome, made of win, and... sexy?
:P
#458 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:08pm by weirdedout09
hahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! i had one of those types of dreams. only it was about meatloaf.
therapy. now. your not getting a choice in the matter. good luck recovering. keep the faith that you can recover
DAMN RIGHT.
God I wish marying food was Legal.
Until I commited murder by eating it...
#471 - On 06/16/2009 at 1:45am by Comicmischief
I don't blame you. I've came more to bacon than to porn.
#484 - On 07/06/2009 at 4:20am by MyOwnShirt
Fuck you. Bacon orgasms are the best kind so shut your ass.
#517 - On 10/19/2009 at 4:21am by Clitastrophe
ahhhh the power of bacon thats pretty much the funniest thing ive heard in a long time random is good and wft bacon is the most random thing ever
#490 - On 07/16/2009 at 11:41am by beccajunebug
I don't mean to be rude or anything, but that is probably the funniest FML I have ever read. Maybe you just have not found the right person yet. I would not lose sleep over it. Ouch...that awful pun was unintended.
#492 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:45am by blue_angel
Actually, some studies show that nocturnal orgasms are much more powerful than orgasms while awake, for men and women. Is a dream about bacon kind of weird? Yes. Related to the orgasm? Not necessarily, there is no consensus here scientifically. But a more intense orgasm than you've experienced in real life? Studies say that'd be true for most people.
#497 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:53pm by sarroth
well, we all know that bacon can work wonders.... BACON BACON BACON!!
#498 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:47pm by bobertbarker
Perhaps you were playing with your "pork" in your sleep.
#502 - On 08/18/2009 at 2:04pm by qwerty123456789
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah. I totally love #34 & #36 ( :
#507 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:37pm by Norma_Christ16
Aww I wanna have a sexy food dream lol
Hey, maybe you can be my new Homer Simpson :)
#508 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:44am by Ucla_cupcake
Bacon FTW!!!!! (this is an FML becauses the OP fails to see the sexyness of bacon)
#515 - On 10/03/2009 at 12:36pm by conartist66
Bacon = the ultimate turn on. I would SO lay this man!
#518 - On 10/19/2009 at 4:23am by Clitastrophe
il never look at bacon the same again. * mental scarrage*... heehee " take it you delicious whore!"
#523 - On 01/11/2010 at 12:28am by toxic10uhc
ohhhh bacon... your so sizziling hot... ahhhh and so hard and crunchy... baconnn
LMAO thank you for that you just made my day haha
good luck with your bacon... love? though(:
#528 - On 01/30/2010 at 3:33pm by _princess61522_
