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Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28114) - you deserved it (1935)

On 08/21/2012 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Sounds like he was doing his own performance assessment!

#1 - On 08/21/2012 at 6:08pm by MolesterStallone

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*sniff sniff*

What's that smell..?
It smells like blackmail to me!

#3 - On 08/21/2012 at 6:09pm by Icejza_DaChilla

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