Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2012 at 11:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
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It is always safer to put a condom on before making love to yourself.
#4 - On 07/31/2012 at 3:37am by s0m3guy2010
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Why impress people like that? If I saw the condom I would be disgusted, not impressed!
#6 - On 07/31/2012 at 3:37am by thacar
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