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Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28460) - you deserved it (1655)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by theDiva - Malta

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She should just tell the guy to pull out so you can have a damn sandwich.

#4 - On 02/27/2009 at 3:52pm by genericnickname

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You can buy condoms with 2 euros?? Where??!!

#5 - On 03/10/2009 at 5:47pm by jim_witness

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