Intimacy: Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two...

By theDiva - 21/01/2009 11:22 - Malta

Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 16:04 - United States

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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genericnickname 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:52

She should just tell the guy to pull out so you can have a damn sandwich.

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:47

You can buy condoms with 2 euros?? Where??!!

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beritis 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 10:49

gosh, be happy. If a baby will be there. you ain't gonn' have no lunch money. :P ^^

heypeoplezzz 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 12:15

Steal 'em back -_-

Cobraleone 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 14:58

your mom's an ass :/

ADIR 0

Friday 27 August 2010 18:38

woow

Mylees 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 10:58

omg is that how European moms roll? fun!!!

zman2211 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 2:56

ydi for being european... lol

77777771 12

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:32

I don't even know what a euro is?

juventis 16

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:48

It's money

Quidikic 9

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:25

Are you 11???

Sports_guy3 28

Friday 17 January 2014 10:12

Even at 11 I knew what the euro was.

DalekScythe 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 1:28

ok? eat at home.....

BigShOtz07 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 14:12

LOL, maybe shell pay you back from prostitution money

missbadluk 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:29

Ew. (to know your mom is screwing. I mean of course she is but I would never want to HEAR that my mom Is. Ew ew ew)

laurxn 9

Saturday 7 March 2015 19:40

shouldn't condoms be free at a health clinic or something??

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