Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

by mal / 05/08/2012 at 4:46pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Intimacy

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  • Harsh...but come on, how much did you pay?

    #1 - On 05/08/2012 at 7:28pm by starbucksguy

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  • Ahhhh dear old dad. Always love to make a mockery of his sons sex life.

    #2 - On 05/08/2012 at 7:28pm by shift_love

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