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Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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On 05/08/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by mal (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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Harsh...but come on, how much did you pay?

#1 - On 05/08/2012 at 7:28pm by starbucksguy

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Ahhhh dear old dad. Always love to make a mockery of his sons sex life.

#2 - On 05/08/2012 at 7:28pm by shift_love

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