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Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35586) - you deserved it (3868)

On 05/07/2012 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by coffeeshopgirl (woman) - United Kingdom

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Have loud sex with yourself to get back at them. Let's make this awkward.

#2 - On 05/08/2012 at 2:16am by jessicaazzzzzzzz

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Screw them then. If they were true friends they wouldn't have done that.

#4 - On 05/08/2012 at 2:16am by MadisonLynn123

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