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Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22682) - you deserved it (8003)

On 05/05/2012 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Israel (Tel Aviv)

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you brought the bed with you?

#6 - On 05/05/2012 at 1:34pm by latenitekid

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Amused...or aroused?

#5 - On 05/05/2012 at 1:33pm by The_Hitdude

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