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Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31542) - you deserved it (6147)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

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Mario Kart is a serious game.

#4 - On 05/02/2012 at 1:14pm by HannahMarshall

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I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

#7 - On 05/02/2012 at 1:15pm by ILoveEggnog

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