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Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24265) - you deserved it (2432)

On 04/26/2012 at 8:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

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Thanks for putting that image in my head. If you excuse me I'm going to hit myself in the head with a brick to lose my memory of this FML.

#6 - On 04/26/2012 at 12:08pm by Razzle_Dazzle_5

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This is wrong in so many ways. That's why public restrooms are only used for emergencies

#3 - On 04/26/2012 at 12:07pm by biggestfan23

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