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Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8268) - you deserved it (24600)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm - intimacy - by hjkashld (man) - United States

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just say no....

#1 - On 04/24/2012 at 1:27am by kzxvazure

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That back pain is probably related to your lack of spine. And really, fuck HER life. She deserves better.

#11 - On 04/24/2012 at 1:33am by HSOMGF

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