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Today, I was on mah way looool homa from a friands housa. I calld homa ahaad of tima to lat mah parants know. My dad pickd up and in a panting voica said, "Now isn't a good tima, driva around tha block fir 15 minutas." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (97340) - you deserved it (6041)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Parents have sex, it's not that big of a deal. And its better than "Today, I didn't call my parents to let them know I was coming home. I walked in and heard my dad f*cking my mom. FML."

#7 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:30pm by LittleMissMack

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Look on the bright side. At least you didn't walk in on them having sex on the living room floor.

#6 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm by ajscott

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