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Today, I was on my way home from a friends house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79679) - you deserved it (4273)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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