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Today, I was on my way home from a friends house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83385) - you deserved it (4519)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Parents have sex, it's not that big of a deal. And its better than "Today, I didn't call my parents to let them know I was coming home. I walked in and heard my dad f*cking my mom. FML."

#7 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:30pm by LittleMissMack

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Hahaha love this one :D

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:23pm by Damnchr

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