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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20513) - you deserved it (50254)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Proof that guys aren't always the animals starving for sex

#2 - On 04/12/2012 at 5:57am by ycrem0n

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Obviously not the response she wanted based on her text, grow a pair and satisfy her needs

#3 - On 04/12/2012 at 5:58am by Airman1988

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