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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13354) - you deserved it (34274)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Proof that guys aren't always the animals starving for sex

#2 - On 04/12/2012 at 5:57am by ycrem0n

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Close one, she almost found out you are gay or cheating (or both.)

Sorry, dude, live with the double-standard. If a guy turns down sex, the alarms go haywire!

#4 - On 04/12/2012 at 5:58am by perdix

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