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Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML


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On 03/30/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by kawood (woman) - United States

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Have you ever banged a nat'zee with lungs full of napalm?! ..Damn teenagers! With ther' books with faces own'em! Tweet'n n' twat'n! Brah't colors.. Listenin to little weezer's.. Whacker flackers.. And wizard khalifer's!!

#19 - On 03/30/2012 at 10:30am by HitMeWithMusic10

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#1 - On 03/30/2012 at 10:10am by maybeeiwill

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