Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
by unendowed / 03/17/2012 at 10:11pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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Why not try shaving down there? Girls like it because they don't have to smell your nasty sweat.
#3 - On 03/18/2012 at 4:20am by pdp
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Maybe this is a sign to start shaving.
#4 - On 03/18/2012 at 4:22am by H_Brazell09
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