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Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25592) - you deserved it (56766)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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'Please insert Appendage P into Hole V'.

#3 - On 03/10/2012 at 9:58am by Miss_Michaela

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If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.

#7 - On 03/10/2012 at 10:00am by suitgirl5

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