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Man or woman?

Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horse-shit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21452) - you deserved it (7062)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Alfie4 (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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I sense a castration for your son in the near future.

#2 - On 03/05/2012 at 8:11pm by lthoyal

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Time to train that child! Be a parent and teach them to respect women... It any romantic partner regardless of gender for that matter

#12 - On 03/05/2012 at 8:16pm by MerrikBarbarian

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