Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
by cfaul001 / 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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See your problem was when you thought a wasted version of you could be coordinated and balanced on a wet slippery surface.
#2 - On 02/29/2012 at 4:24pm by gh0sthunter
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Excessive Liquor + wet surface = Dumbass
#3 - On 02/29/2012 at 4:26pm by BlesstheSilence
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