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Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11068) - you deserved it (20099)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by none - United States (Illinois)

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It's called privacy! Jeshh...Learn to knock. YDI

#2 - On 02/28/2012 at 6:14pm by jackii1313

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What were you doing in their room at 6:30am...

#3 - On 02/28/2012 at 6:15pm by ReesesPuffs

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