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Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6920) - you deserved it (21038)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by ashleynicolle (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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Pics or it didn't happen

#1 - On 02/25/2012 at 10:09am by Idonebeenhad

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At least your gma has a sense of humor!

#3 - On 02/25/2012 at 10:11am by Kacieem

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