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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML


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On 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by manhandled - Canada (Ontario)

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Should have punched him in the balls and asked if he still wanted to have sex

#1 - On 02/01/2012 at 4:29pm by S0CCERSTAR01

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While your vomiting ask him if he wants a blowjob

#2 - On 02/01/2012 at 4:32pm by DawnShadow

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