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Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

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On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

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You could've meant anything by the term 'heated'. Such as, sitting by a radiator, I hear kids are into that these days.

#1 - On 01/31/2012 at 6:17pm by FearShrine

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In your boyfriends case, doesn't matter, had sex

#5 - On 01/31/2012 at 6:19pm by angrymexican

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