Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML

by oldsoulyoungbody / 01/30/2012 at 10:07am / United States / Intimacy

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  • Just keep scooting until your genitals get stuck together.

    #1 - On 01/30/2012 at 12:57pm by krushr

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  • dress up as a mattress and you might get laid.... on.

    #9 - On 01/30/2012 at 1:10pm by flockz

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